YES, IT IS A SCAM
This web site curates (hilariously unsuccessful) attempts at ADVANCE FEE FRAUD. [If you're already hip, skip to the scambaits]
The sender claims to be a bureaucrat, banker or royal toadie, wanting to move vast sums into your hands, honestly or otherwise. There is no money to be moved - except yours. Palms must be greased, imaginary legal documents must be acquired - with your money. A few K here, a few K there... eventually you get wise, and retire to lick your wounds.
Other versions of the scam play on your charity, loneliness, or naiveté (you can't win a lottery you didn't enter!). Orphan, cancer patient, dead bank customer, phony job offer, overpayment with a cashier's check... same scam. You may be shown pictures of "money". Same scam.
This site is devoted to the '419' scam - named after Section 419 of the Nigerian Criminal Code. Most '419' e-mails come from West Africa, chiefly Nigeria, or Nigerian expatriates (who happily scam other Nigerians).
Although 419ers have their own style, their emails, which smack of political satire, contain elements harking back to 19th century European literature.
Yes, it's a crime, but the letters are funny. Read them out loud at parties and see. So are the responses.
[Some people write back just to waste the scammers' time.
That is scambaiting, and the raison d'être for Scamorama.]
The 125 letters below introduce the literary genre of the Lads from Lagos.
Most readers say "what an obvious scam!".
Some say "I was almost fooled till I saw this site."
A handful say "couldn't mine be 'real'?"
Welcome to the Scamology. Stay safe out there!
THE FIRST 125
You never forget your first 125. Go on. You won't get lost.
Request for Urgent Business Relationship Son of Urgent Business Relationship Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition We did over-inflate the contracts I am only trying my best not to be noticed by my government
... and 120 others
UPDATES TO SCAMBAITS Reverse chronological order. Updates roll upward. Some roll off. See Ongoing Digests on the right --> [the Dead Bank Customer Memorial Page, etc.] --> <GREEN: especially fine anti-scams> <RED: scam victims>
2016 A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE - Ragnar Lothbrok proposes to Aisha Gaddafi
2015 YOU'RE THE JOKER ROUND HERE - Mal Reynolds Skypes with a Dead Bank Customer banker NA NA HEY HEY KISS HIM GOODBYE - Koala rancher Sheila Bundee returns! Parts 1 and 2 of the thrilling serialized epic! A PRIVATE DICK - from the archives - somehow lost & resurrected - the Lads vs a genito-urinary surgeon. THE F-WORD 172 TIMES - Gomez Adams Law, crooked nurse, in a tale of betrayal! foul language! bearer bonds! A Lou AlS1ndor epic.
2014 DO NOT ALLOW THE DEVIL STEAL YOUR JOY - Marty McSorley, crooked attorney, vs. the Lads in a seven-week soap opera! THE PAINFUL FACT or, Now You've Runed Everything - Goth supermodel Cammy White calls down the wrath of Freyja on a scammer - now with more jpegs! PRETTY VACANT - Youra Nassol versus the Fake Job Scam - you can trust him - he's got a PhD A BOLT FROM THE BLUE - Camilla Parker fends off a combo "Lottery/FBI/The Nigerian Government owes you money" scam A PLEADING OF ORPHANS - Mal Reynolds versus five Lads, with recorded phone calls! OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! - a two-month bait from Alotta Fosters, wealthy koala rancher I HAVE TO DO WHAT IS BEST FOR ME - Aesir-worshipping super-model Camille White chats with a phony priest A CASE OF PROBATE CANCER - a brief but tasty tidbit from Tushie INSERT SCAM HERE - Bro channels Vladimir Nabokov, saving up his pennies SMEAR IT ON - Brother Bro is too honest to accept a sudden windfall ALL ATRICLES ARE RECOMMENDED IN ACCONDERLY - The Lads come to Molokai! Or do they? Retiree Lou Al S1ndor versus Lads on Acid (apparently) I DON'T LIKE IT TIMES TWO! - Malcolm Reynolds versus a stranded orphan, in two parts, over a year - chat! recorded conversation! come for the MP3s, stay for the humor I SEE BUCKS - Tushie Meshuganah and Lonslo Tossov, together again, in a variation on the inheritance format IT AIN'T OGAH TILL IT'S OGAH - Mal Reynolds and a contract scam - fake fake scammers! fake payments! bad graphics! No mercy... A MAN OF HIGHLY INTEGRITY - A moose stands betwen Nigel Ryan-Schama and a dead bank customer's riches I CAN KILL YOU IN SPIRIT - Lou Al S1nd0r's two-year joust with a fake ambassador! (corrected link)
2013
PLEASE DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT - Lou Al S1nd0r's crooked attorney battles with a scammer to rob Lou' GRUFFALO ROAM - secret agent Tossov vs. Cyndy Ibrahim, Orphan! THE WHEELS KEEP TURNING - Lonslo Tossov vs. a scammer impersonating a science publication I ASK THAT WE SHOULD BURY THE HATCHET - Mal Reynolds vs one disposable Barrister after another IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE - scammer vs. Tossov at the Court of St. James revived after a year!) NORTIFIED - Lex Talionis & a Lad who won't take no for an answer
plus update to the German Versions page (see right sidebar) YOU CAN CALL ME AL - a Naz tale in the making CAMMY vs THE CONTRACT KILLER - Goth supermodel Camille White and the Bad Samaritan THERE IS NO GOD - Lex Talionis is a skeptic about religion as well as million-dollar offers out of the blue MUCH ADO ABOUT SOMETHING - Chat FB avec un fraudeur se faisant passer pour professeur. Scammer poses as teacher from old school HAND HELPS THE HAND TO MAKE IT CLEANER - Olamide needs money for a 'metal cutting machine' to open a Trunk Box - a Mal Reynolds bait HOSTEL WITNESS - Tushie Meshuganah & the Orphan's Inheritance (update) SOME DAYS YA CAN'T GIVE MONEY AWAY - Alotta Fosters in a 7-week chat with Eucharia Castle TAKE IT ON FAITH II - Nigel Ryan-Schama's four-month anguished love affair with Loveth Hutu SOMEONE'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE - Lou receives a Lad's confession - updated with chat! SAVING CAPTAIN WHITE - Roscoe & Cammy versus Imaginary Orphan - now with extra lolcats! (updated) THE TABLES ARE TURNED - Filthy McNasty negotiates a loan with a scammer (updated) YOU CAN BANK ON THAT - Ben Zona is tempted by the dark side STILL WAITING - Lex Talionis versus a remorseful oil minister (updated april 28) DRIVE ME LIKE MOTOR - porn star Stevieperv Rammer versus Dr Orji (really) YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE A REFUGEE - Captain Manwairing is back!
Updates to the LANGUAGES (get yer Indonesian on!), IRAQ AND A HARD PLACE, and DEAD BANK CUSTOMER pages RICHARD IS AVAILABLE - lonely koala rancher Alotta Fosters chatted up by a scammer THE HISTORY OF MR FOLLY - Aesir-worshipping photomodel Cammy White vs. the Dead Bank Customer gang - a six-month scambait - with a treat for H. G. Wells fans SEED ME - Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes of the Foreign Office vs. a phony investor SOMEONE'S LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE - Lou receives a Lad's confession - surprising conversation with a scammer MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU II - Tossov senses a disturbance in the force - in Guangdong (updated) CASH ONLY - Raynaz vs phony Hong Kong banker YUSAPLONKA (EAST OF WOTTAWANKA) - from the Tossov archives, another Chinese manufacturer of random stuff
DECEMBER 2012 SAVING CAPTAIN WHITE - Roscoe & Cammy White versus an imaginary orphan - now with extra lolcats! TROUBLE IN PARADISE - Lou Al S1ndor's 11-month bait, complete with conniving imaginary rival scammer BARGING IN - Tossov is invited to a conference! There are fees, of course.
NOVEMBER 2012 THE PRICE OF A DOUBLE CHOC DRUMSTICK - Odin-worshipping super-model Cammy White vs a Dead Bank Customer BATTLE FOR THE BANK - Lou Sindor (retired in Hawaii) vs The Dead Bank Customer format.
OCTOBER 2012 AMANDA RECKON WITH - from Rabbi Ben Zona's archives, Amanda the refugee STRAIGHT OUTTA EAST DOCKLANDS - OR NOT - Maryjane Bongresin vs. a struggling student with alien abduction issues YOU ARE NOTING BUT A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - Lou Al Sindor is anything but.
SEPTEMBER 2012 WATER UNDER A BRISBANE BRIDGE - Sheila Bundee has a 7-hour chat
AUGUST 2012 IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE - scammer vs. Tossov at the Court of St. James (updated 8/26) CUSTOMER CARE - Rabbi Ben Zona hears from the U.N.! TAKE IT ON FAITH - Nigel Ryan-Schama insists a scammer abandon his faith IMA NOTHER - Raynaz's friend was mugged and needs money to get home!
JULY 2012 THE BAIT THAT WOULDN'T DIE - Lou Sindor's five-month foray against phony bankers (another "we owe you money you've been scammed out of" scam OOZING CAPITAL - Rabbi Ben Zona in a "we owe you money you've been scammed out of" scam
JUNE 2012 THINGS OF THE EARTH ARE CANAL - Beau D'Acious vs a Solomon Islands cancer victim SHARP AS AN ECHIDNA - Sheila the koala farmer looks for love in all the wrong places OIL ON TROUBLED WATERS - scammer poses as political militant
MAY 2012 NOT A PRAYER - Lou Sindor, 7 feet of scambaiter, versus fake barrister DONALD MIKE REDUX - "Donald Mike" resurfaces, only to meet Raynaz
APRIL 2012 MANY A SLIP 'TWIST CUP AND LIP - Charles Farnes-Barnes receives a grant! and he didn't even apply for one! DEAR LANDLORD - Wheelchair-bound Lovey Howell answers bogus rental ad (updated april 29) NOT IN THE CARDS - Filthy McNasty and an ATM card loaded with moolah!
MARCH 2012
Updates to Con-ferences and Iraq pages, see right sidebar ---> MONEY BROTHER - Ralph Ramburger vs. Donald Mike - fake Ukrainian vs fake Icelander SO LONG SUKA - Nigel Ryan-Schama vs. 'lonely lady' scammer and bogus prelate
FEBRUARY 2012 SOCIAL ENGINEERING - Lonslo Tossov hears from a lonely scammer TOUGH GIG - Billy Bob stands to make a mint - for the price of a 120GB drive THE OGONI AND THE ECSTASY - send a cow and some kola nuts - or just cash - a Cammy White tale
JANUARY 2012 OGA VARIT PA RUSSKI? or, RED DON? - Arnold Wanker II is back (featuring the hit single, "You've Been Wanked") THE GIRL FROM BLOCK A001 - Frank Larzlo vs. Miss Malaria, an orphan
DECEMBER 2011 SLAM DUNK - Scammer lectures Lou Al Sindor about charity LICKED - Short, very funny, not safe for work WHITE MISCHIEF - the Lads meet Whitey Bulger GO LOKO - Frank Larzlo makes a lovely Western Union form >:} YOU PEOPLE PROMISED TO SEND THE MONEY TODAY - Tushie and Sir Charles hear from a Libyan refugee
NOVEMBER 2011 O BROTHER WHEREFORE ART THOU - Nathan Detroit spurns graft IT DIDN'T JELL - in a change of pace, Lonslo Tossov meets a nice Russian girl I WILL USE MY AFRICA NATIVE JUJU TO KILL YOU THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY - Mal Reynolds tries to help a scammer come out of the closet
OCTOBER 2011 ALL THAT JAZZ - Filthy McNasty returns to claim secret boxes of cash at the airport! A DARK MASS - do not offend the Priest of Pestilence! HOW ARE THINGS IN MBALONGA? - Lonslo Tossov and Tushie Meshuganah vs. a Cancer Victim (updated) WANKER REDUX - A new Arnold Wanker emerges, wielding a bottle of Jim Beam against scammers
SEPTEMBER 2011
Updates (at right) to the Fake Conference page.
Updates (at right) to the Sales Job and Cancer Patient pages.
AUGUST 2011 BLIND LUCK - Scammers offer to cure Lewd Noogie of his urges and he learns too late that you CAN go blind doing That. Featuring the Temple of the 7 stars of Golden Demon THE WIND OF DEAD HUMANS - Odin-worshipping photo model Cammy White chats with a fire and brimstone evangelistic scammer. Funniest chat ever. IF YOU WANT TO SEND A MESSAGE, USE WESTERN UNION - Frank Larzlo, fruit exporter, seeks love with a scammer, but it ends with a Western Union flip-off
JULY 2011 AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON - Filthy McNasty's scammer loses his temper HOWDJA LIKE THEM APPLES? - A fruit exporter runs the Lads up a tree!
JUNE 2011 THERE BUT FOR FORTUNE - Rabbi Ben Zona hears from a not-so-Chinese fortune teller THE FRENCH CONNIPTION - dyslexic Australian tourist guide Bradley Morrihan versus Babelfish-dependent scammers
MAY 2011 QUIT MONKEYING AROUND - rental scammer finds potential tenant, whose pet is a traumatized ex-circus chimp - what could go wrong? NOT QUITE COMPREHENDIBLE - Chester Nutley vs. a phony banker - a NutleyCorp production! I ALWAYS GET TWO STUPID AMERICANS - or, if you're Noogie I'll be frank - a scammer lets her hair down
APRIL 2011 SPURIOUS - Rabbi Ben Zona returns to deal with a Bank Director AS FRENCH AS I WANNA BE - Daughter of Laurent Gbagbo appeals for help - Anna De Meanour answers! AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WHOLE LONG STORY - angry model Cammy White versus the FBI I AM VERY DISINCLINED - Lascivia Meretrix and solicitors, Kenge and Carboy, deal with a scam proposal (updated april 17)
MARCH 2011 PLEASE, NOT THE HERBALIST! - or, You Will Know That Africa is Not Russia! Lewd Noogie and Maya Bushburn versus scammers
FEBRUARY 2011 A BIT OF BOTHA - Rabbi Ben Zona juggles two scammers at once LYING WASTE - Sephiroth Crescent receives psychic transmissions from the spirit of President Omar Bongo LAST MINUTE WITHDRAWAL - Lonslo Tossov in a sticky situation with a "Chinese industrialist"
JANUARY 2011 HOLY ORDERS - Father Martin Voom recruits a scammer into the cult of Cha! Intrigue! Alien impregnation! Fake money orders! FINAL FALLACY - Sephiroth Crescent versus scammers - and Strife! THE FINAL VERDICT - Fake Korean banker versus Jack Kervorkian ALL IN THE CARDS - locksmith Gabriel Varden is offered a gift WHAT A CROC - Aussie Ted Bundee tries to help an orphan PLAYING IT COOL - Lewd Noogie vs. competing scammers. Will the real Idi Amin Dada please stand up?
NOVEMBER & DECEMBER 2010 A MESSAGE TO YOU RUDY - Naz tries to help an orphan claim his inheritance ONE LUMPUR OR TWO? - Tushie Meshuganah tries to help a dying woman WHAT THE DICKENS - Solicitor Conversation Kenge receives a dubious proposition
OCTOBER 2010 O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU - A priest marooned in the wilds of Wales needs help SCAMMING QUA SCAMMING - Harry Butkrak tries to help a widow REAL IN LOVE 4 U - Dr. Lonslo Tossov hears from a pretty lady
SEPTEMBER 2010 ANGLOPHONY - Lady Groisse Schmekl doles out her particular brand of charity LOVE IS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE A MUGU - Agent Tossov goes undercover as a custard magnate? NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL - Lads raise money for flood victims in Pakistan (not) A LOAN AGAIN - Arnold Wanker gets a loan offer from a scammer YABA DABBA DOO!!! - Naz doesn't cotton to scammers
AUGUST 2010 GOOD GRIEF! - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds vs. Charlie Brown - a 'cascade' bait from the archives SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO SAYS THAT I AM THE ONE - Lonslo Tossov & Cardinal Richelieu help an orphan ALL REET - Reverend Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes helps a cancer patient 21 GRAMS - fake movie producers invite Harry Butkrak to a red carpet event CONNECT THE DOTS - Lonely, rich Baybinda Woods hears from a nice young man
JULY 2010 A VERY SHORT LIFE SPERM - scammer with a tragic health issue vs. Tushie Meshuganah THIS WILL NOT BE A DRILL - Agents Tossov and Ilichy vs. a bogus Marine - Czech it out! (updated July 15) DEAD MEN DON'T TALK - Entrepreneur Harry Butkrak makes his entree into scambaiting BIG WHEEL - Anna Demeanour and a transport minister
JUNE 2010 HW MUCH WILL U PAY ME 4 A START - Rabbi Ben Zona vs. a Chattered Accountant - 8 months! ARNOLD THE MYSTERY SHOPPER - Arnold Wanker gets a job offer
MAY 2010 I WANT BOTH OF US TO BE VICTORIOUS - Eliza Dane gets kinky to raise money ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD - Lewd Noogie and Weiner Crumbley love the same scammer YOU KNOW MY NAME, LOOK UP MY NUMBER - Lonslo Tossov (the flip-off!) BRAVE NEW WORLD - A 'scientist at CERN' warns Lewd Noogie about a black hole SOMETIMES A ROSE IS NOT A ROSE - Mal Reynolds is back! All talking! All scamming!
APRIL 2010 A TALE FROM THE NOTARY REPUBLIC - Witold Padarewski tries to help an orphan RANK, a boxing promoter scam from Jonah Varque ALL MOD CONS, a rental scam from El Papito
MARCH 2010 NIGHT OF THE STUPID DEAD LIVING CORPSE, a Bradley Morrihan adventure WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS IDIOTNESS - Lewd Noogie fends off the FBI and the UN HAVE A LITTLE FAITH - a kindly genetic researcher wastes a scammer's time PUT UP YOUR DUKES - Richard III corrects a scammer's grammar
FEBRUARY 2010 NEW 'FBI' PAGE: "JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM" --> see the right sidebar HOW NEE NOT - as Chinese as they wanna be (an Anna Demeanour tale) I AM HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING YOU - Reverend Wally Tightnuts II LAVA AT FIRST SIGHT - looking for love in the chat rooms - smileys can tell lies!
JANUARY 2010 WHAT A TURKEY - Naz is back as Mark E. de Sade, laughing all the way to the non-existent bank DON'T WAIST YOUR TIME - an orphan's inheritance (featuring Charles Farnes-Barnes) ATTILA THE LAD - the Lads try it on in Hungarian LOVE AT FIRST BYTE - Love on the Interweb - a chat session, with smileys THERE IS NO JOY - a great deal on horse vaccine (Arnold Wanker tale)
DECEMBER 2009 I AM NOT HEAR FOR A JOKE OK - Eliza Dane and the Passport of Shame I WANNA BE A MONEY LAUNDRESS - Lads versus Agnes Slapper (a Conor O'Prolite adventure)
NOVEMBER 2009 YOUR ATTITUDE IS VERY BAD - Eliza Dane is back - wyrd up! I AND I, or WHO NA MUGU BI? - Rabbi Ben Zona faces a bogus version of himself!
OCTOBER 2009 TIME, AND TIME, AND TIME AGAIN - Naz inherits money THIS TAKES THE CAKE - will Rabbi Ben Zona get the crocodiles out of the mikveh?
SEPTEMBER 2009 MORE THAN A FOOL - Lord Fuzzlewait's grand entrance!
AUGUST 2009 ANOTHER GOLD-DIGGER - Witold Padarewski and a scammer's imaginary gold YOU ARE GOING ME NUTS, MR. NOOGIE - Lewd Noogie and his barrister, Idi Amin, versus the "FBI" AWAKE AND SING - Dr. Brinkman emerges from a coma
JULY 2009 GREEN LETTER DAYS - An Eliza Dane drama in two acts MEET ME IN SMEGAROON - the Lads want to invest in real estate SHE'S BAD, SHE'S BAD - Michael Jackson's widow needs help FAWLTY WITT - Basil Fawlty vs. the Lads
JUNE 2009 IN BENGT WE TRUST - Lads vs. St. Bengt of the Church of the Third Relevation
MAY 2009 SHE TOOK ME IN - Stevieperv Rammer chats with a poor student WILL YOU EVERY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE BE SERIOUS - Eliza Dane versus a rack of fake identities OUR DOUBTS ARE TRAITORS - "John Githongo" signs a pre-nuptual agreement (a Lewd Noogie adventure)
APRIL 2009 JOIN ME ON FACEBOOK - rental scams investivated by Hanna Selvbedrag THE MADOFF LETTER - it was inevitable ARE YOU WITH ME OR NOT? - Bradley Morrihan has vowel problems [from Team Eliza]
MARCH 2009 STUPID SCAMMER TRICKS - or, 10 reasons to not pay scammers pretending to be Dave Letterman CIRCUMSPECTION - Rabbi Ben Zona of Congregation Rodef Bubbameissah in a year-long tale! P.P.P.P.S. IT'S A SCAM - Witold Padarewski staves off the Lads CIAO BELLA, or VESTI LA MUGU - Cy Gezunt is the heir of Luciano Pavarotti MAGNUM FARCE - Lads based in Malaysia try to scam Willard Fong (a Naz adventure) SOMETHING SMELLS IN SWABIA - Wehrmacht veteran Harold Stassen undermines Lad morale
FEBRUARY 2009 YOUR GAME IS FAKE! - Lady Matilda Gottrocks finds love and Jeeves foils a scammer SLAPMUGUENCIA BANZAIA NERVOSA - a Robin Banks adventure YOU ARE A CHURCH RAT - Mal Reynolds doesn't like being jerked around, ok?
JANUARY 2009 FAMILY PLOT - Mrs. Arafat reaches out to a rabbi
[sorry for sloth... pause for American-centric moment: counting down to the inauguration... enjoying...] APOSTROPHE NOW - Scammers target Esther Summerson - their prospects are bleak
DECEMBER 2008 FRESH - the Lads mix it up with Beatrice Crocker TO EACH HIS DULCINEA - death threat, butchered French & Spanish (Conoro Oprolite) A HALF-BAKED PROPOSAL - Tushie Meshuganah inherits a fortune NO GOOD END - Dr. Runny Schitz, proctologist, takes on a scammer
NOVEMBER 2008 DAKAR CONFIDENTIAL - A geezer hears from a lady in trouble (a Naz adventure) A FRIEND IN LEED IS A FRIEND IN NEED - Tushie Meshuganah hears from a mysterious investor
OCTOBER 2008 PLEASE LEAVE THE CHIPMUNKS ALONE - Joe Smith gets a death threat GOT ROCKS? - Jeeves saves Lady Matilda Gottrocks from a scammer WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON - Brother Mark Knopfler and a cancer victim
SEPTEMBER 2008 THE WALL STREET BAIL-OUT VERSION HELP US HELP YOU - RayNaz (as Mark E. De Sade) wants his money back - the EFCC is here to help HI HO, IT'S THE LOAN ARRANGER! - a "church" offers a loan to Odin-worshipper Eliza Dane BE A GOOD GIRL ALWAYS - 'contract killer' tries to frighten a child (Conor O'Prolite) IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE SEND THE MONEY - "Lewd" Noogie starts a defense fund for a church DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY! - personal trainer Jack Bigstakk needs a loan
AUGUST 2008 LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK - Brother Mark Knopfler vs. a 'banker' YES GRASSHÜPFER - Harold Stassen vs. the Lads - fake newspaper! German and Yiddish slang! cancer victim! VOO DOO - Agent Fadgina obtains Oaths of Honor from the Lads THE LOAN RANGER - Naz applies for a loan from the Lads I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INSULT - Mal Reynolds's mystery benefactor
JULY 2008 I MIGHT JUST SPEAR YOUR LIFE - C. O'Prolite and a Hired Killer WINKY WANKY WOO - Lads vs. RAF Squadron Leader BLEAK LAD - Lads try to fleece Tom Jarndyce COME ON FEEL THE ILLINOISE! - puppy for sale (Naz adventure)
JUNE 2008 WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE NUKES - Goth Eliza Dane and brother Ross of the Australian SASR hear from a "U.S. Marine" KÄRÄOKE FÜR FÜHRER UND VOLK - a new Harold Stassen adventure! I'M BESIDE MYSELF - Lady Matilda Gottrocks and alter egos sow discord among scammers DUNG GET ME WRONG - Railwayman fleeing killers hears from a banker in Togo IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN - Accordionist Larry Welk leaves a bundle to a scammer
MAY 2008 LIGHTS, KAMARA, ACTION! - Dill Dowe tempted by gold and young flesh (a Naz creation) A PARLEMENT OF LADDES - scammers tempt Geoffrey Chaucer with wealth WE CAN SHARE THE JOY - Eliza Dane uses the F word a lot THE WIDOW SCAMBAIT - a Bo Kaow adventure
APRIL 2008 REMAIN BLESSED AND SWINGING - Brother Mark Knopfler and anoter cancer patient BIG DADDY'S LAST UNCLAIMED DEPOSIT - Mal Reynolds takes on the Central Bank of Nigeria DON'T FALSE ME TO DO STUPID THING TO YOU - Lewd Noogie vs. a contract killer & phony FBI agents! ODIRI ME, or GOING TO THE DOGS - Naz's inner teenager is offered a fortune - the flip-off! I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS - Lady Agatha vs. a bogus Chinese banker SPANDAU BALLET - Harold Stassen as an ex-Wehrmacht officer vs. the Lads THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON 419 - Naz hits the jackpot!
MARCH 2008 SAINTS AND ANGELS - can't a spymaster drink a custard liqueur in peace? Lady Agatha is Not Amused. IF THE FALAFEL LOOK LIKE GOLD - the Lads get a Hebrew lesson, habibi PEARLS BEFORE SWINE - Raynaz as Pearl E. Whytes gets a mean phone call from a scammer BORN TO RULE - leadership lessons from Mal Reynolds (USMC, Ret.)
FEBRUARY 2008 EAT MY SHIRTS - the Lads order t-shirts from Raynaz LET US FURGE ON - Mikhail Stroganov vs. a South African World Cup Bid official (not) THE UNICORN FARMER - scammers selling unicorns - for you, special price! INFORMED CONSENT - will Miss Koromah enter Dr. Sweeney Todd's Renal Harvest program?
JANUARY 2008 A MINT ON THE PILLOW - Sir Marmite Luny-Binns receives a hotel reservation request PICTURE THIS - oily proposition from a "Japanese" Lad (Bulgaria 1, Nigeria 0 at halftime) WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE - Aggie Nostick's scammer is in touch with the Almighty THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNESTO - Goth chick Eliza Dane, a drama in two acts SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES - Agent Tossov finds that all that glitters is not gold PUSH IT GOOD - Porn star Stevieperv Rammer recruits a Lad A PRINCESS IS A DELICATE THING - orphaned princess meets Lady Fapina Tyuksar A BRIDGET TOO FAR - Randy Rimmer vs. a hippo-molester
DECEMBER 2007 MOONSHINE OVER METHLAND - can an imaginary girl find happiness in Kentucky? (an Arnold Wanker adventure)
NOVEMBER 2007 YOUR UTTERANCE IS REPREHENSIBLE - Dr. Sweeney Todd returns SIR GEORGE AND THE ORPHAN - Capt. Manwairing helps an unwanted female child ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN VOICE - Goth Eliza Dane & brother Ross of the Australian Special Air Services
OCTOBER 2007 HAPPY TRAILS - the Lads puppy up for the Adams family THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE TIME WASTING - Malcolm Reynolds upholds the honor of the Corps YORKIE JERKY - Scammer selling puppy. Meat factory? No problem (Gene Rayburn adventure)
SEPTEMBER 2007 ORPHANS R US (a Marmite adventure) - How many times will a scammer ring Room 419? - the flip-off! U STILL LOVE ME? - Princess Candy vs Prince Emmanuel - 5 years - the end? DEMON SCAMBAITER OF FLEET STREET - the Lads meet Sweeney Todd B.USMAN'S HOLIDAY - a Foreign Office-Raynaz-Dad's Army joint production A REAL CHARLIE - 'Prince Charles' still chasing a recording contract with Brother Mark Knopfler! 15 months
AUGUST 2007 SCAM TREK - the Lads meet Captain Picard on the holodeck A VISIT TO CORONATION STREET - the Lads meet Terry Duckworth GOING TO THE DOGS - a Lad's plea to adopt his puppy BUMPED OFF - the Lads meet a phrenologist BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR - Marco sends the Lads on four trips to Western Union! with a memorable pic
JULY 2007 YOU ARE SLOWING DOWN OUR SERVICE - Arnold Wanker wins the lottery - fast cars, inflatable sheep A FINE FINNISH? - Lads pretend to be Chinese, Russian, Congolese, Zulu, French and now Finnish. But can they *answer* in Finnish? THE AGONY OF DEFEAT - Lewd Noogie is back, in a triumph of alter egos. Read carefully and pay homage. UNITED WE LAUGH - from an international cabal of comedians - The Foreign Office, Raynaz & Co., Brother Mark Knopfler, Captain George Mainwaring, Phil Munglers, and Lewd Noogie THE TWO FACES OF ERNEST HAMBURG - Malcolm Reynolds's weenie roast THE END IS KIND OF NIGH - will a royal orphan follow Okershee Holdergrass into his own personal hell? THE MUGU AND THE MODEL - 'Frank Bobby' meets Eliza Dane, Goth model with a short fuse
JUNE 2007 COMES TO YOU THIS DAY A SCAMMER - The Lads meet gunslinger Roland Deschain june 30 THERE AIN'T NO JUSTICE - Malcolm Reynolds faces Justice THE MARK OF ZAHRA - Lewd Noogie's dream of a home for Playboy centerfolds unfolds ANOTHER JOB - made man Ray Nazmeani hears from a Lad FOR WANT OF A DORK - Tushie Meshuganah and a 'Somali refugee' FOOLS RUSSIAN - Lads meet Bernadette Devlin - sometimes you get the bear THE LADS DO HAMPSTEAD HEATH - Stevieperv Rammer, porn star
MAY 2007 RISKY FREE - the Lads break it down for Todd Brown CHECK IT OUT - the Lads send a fake check to Bobby Mueller SILENCE OF THE LADS - Serge de Nîmes vs. "Jean Pierre Jospin" [fr/en] THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN KEYBOARD - the Lads meet Francisco Scaramanga NO BULL - don't mess with the Music Teacher
APRIL 2007 THE PRICE OF JUSTICE - Mal Reynolds hears from a 'human rights' activist YABBA DABBA DOO! - a page right out of historee LEWD NOOGIE vs. THE OVER THE HILL GANG - sheikh of the burning sands A STAR ISN'T BORN - Gene Rayburn hears from Universal Studios Lagos! I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS - Mikhail Stroganov vs. Azizi Nwamka O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN - Wily seadog Capt. Dumurra vs. a dead bank customer
MARCH 2007 DAY OF THE CACKLE - Eliza Dane lays some goth on Gbenga Williams BIRD ON THE WIRE - Lads try to check in to the Bates Motel [French/English] CHECK THIS OUT - Serious! "Gene Rayburn" helps get check scam victim out of jail! SAVING GRACE - Alex Wale evangelizes for the Church of the Bush HE WAS A VERY HUMBLE MAN - goth gal Eliza Dane inherits a fortune KOOL FOR KATTS (Naz) - Fritz, Morris & Garfield, bachelor Javelina farmers, fending off the Lads since October 2004!
FEBRUARY 2007 MONEY FOR NOTHING - Brother Mark Knopfler's crisis of faith NO MUGU NO CRY - Lads vs. the Church of Cannabis
JANUARY 2007 YOU ARE BEEN CONNED - Naz hears from a President QUOD VIMTOS ED IMPERIUM VAS DEFERENS - Sir Marmite scores an oath MIRKINS AWAY - Alex Wale meets another Taylor
~The Scamorama holiday message~
DECEMBER 2006 DRESSED FOR SUCCESS - Eliza Dane's heart-warming holiday scambait A BLESSING IN DISGUISE - Malcolm Reynolds and a lady in distress DEAD AGAIN - Alex Wale gets two amazing offers HAS YOUR MORTAL COIL BEEN SHUFFLED? (welcome Okershee Holdergrass)
NOVEMBER 2006 SCAMMED IN IRAQ - that lady in Pakistan was a guy in Dubai YAHHILAKY WOOHENY - chat from South Africa EVIL FRAUD STARS - Rev. Klucks seeks marital advice BEYOND THERAPY - Weiner Crumbley - bartender/therapist - just met a girl named Maria THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE - Comrade Ilya Kuryakin wins a lotto!
OCTOBER 2006 I SEE YOU AS MY BROTHER - a scam goes on the fritz STITCHING UP THE TAYLORS - Eliza Dane versus three Janes! NUNU NO-NO - Eliza Dane, Australian pagan Goth, vs Christian Lads
SEPTEMBER 2006 I'M GAME - Herrel Foggs & Barry Lenner probe your rectitude. ABSALUTELY NOT - from a Turkish Kindly Contributor. More serious than usual TROLETTING ALL THIS SHEET - Lewd Noogie's Lad dies but the bait goes on - one year!
AUGUST 2006 URA NOTHER - Ura R Sole likes her sigs sour YOU ARE A THIEF BUT I WILL LIKE TO MAKE YOU A FRIEND NOW - Lads try to recruit Lewd Noogie THE GOOD BOOK - Stroganov gets religion?! HOMAGE TO CAIXO CATALUNYA - Love poetry and fake banks THE MAN FROM I AIN'T YER UNCLE - Ilya Kuryakin joins the fray WAKE IN FRIGHT AT WOLF CREEK - the Lads meet Mick Taylor - drongolicious! THE WRATH OF MICROSOFT - Capt. Slog (aka Alex Wale) wins the lotto
JULY 2006 SCAM-O-GRAMS FROM ABSURDISTAN - Mrs Arafat and Ariel Sharon's doctor BEST FRIENDS FOREVER - Meet Wade Munoogian, dabbler in weird science GREAT GREENE EXPECTATIONS - Eliza Dane vs. Emmanuel Greene IF BRAINS WERE DYNAMITE - Capt. Slog Thais one on NICKED - Nick Tamaire versus Les Nuls - France 2, Lads 0 in overtime CHRIS CROSSED - Phil Munglers vs Cross Chris - start your engines! VENGEANCE IS MINE - Lewd Noogie threatened by The Hired Gun
JUNE 2006 WHEN DOVES CRY - Lenner and Foggs vs. Another Evangelist MANY MOUTHS TO FEED - "Pedro Martinez", everyone's favorite pitcher DEAR,ANYBODY - Stroganov, Munglers and Lenner talk football (soccer) BUMMED - Menzies Barrington loves Lads PLUMBING THE DEPTHS - Plumbing magnate Barry Lenner CLAIRE D. LUNE, AND THE MFDWEC+2 - Naz hears from a cancer victim
MAY 2006 YOU ARE A GREAT PILOT - Malcolm Reynolds & another Lad STOP STUPIDING YOURSELF - Turkey 3, scammers 0 (İsminiz ne? Benim adım Dört Bir Dokuz!) DO IT NOW! - Racer Takeshi Fujiwara takes on two Banks PLEASE DON'T BE WORRIED - Eliza Dane returns! GOLDEN DORKS IN THE SUNSET - Barrister Hali signs the Oath MAY YOUR BALLCOCK NEVER HANG LOW - Barry Lenner vs. Evangelist Debra Wealth POWER OF DEAD MAN'S CASH® - Dr Phil McCrackin's program for scammers BLESSED BENN - Capt. Slog vs Blessed Ben
APRIL 2006 CHELSEA FOREVER! - Victor Coulibaly blows it again. Football chat, strong language. NOBODY WRITES TO THE KERNEL - two people, four languages, one scam foiled RUDE MECHANICALS - Japanese racer Phil Munglers vs Mrs Bola SAVING THE PLANET - environmental appeal from the Niger (Foreign Office exploit) REALIO COULIO - Sir Marmite obtains an Oath from "Victor Coulibaly" A ROSE IS NOT A ROSE - The Unkindly Contributor returns.
MARCH 2006 A ROLEX IN THE HAY - Jacques N. LeBaux loses at love PEACE OUT - Racing champ Munglers vs. Allround Nteje SPRING TRAINING WITH THE LADS - Pedro Martinez's no-hitter against Samson Johnson A TALE OF TWO DANES - Eliza Dane, Lewd Noogie, a cameo by Mikhail Stroganov. A cast of several - no expense spared DR WHO'S ON FIRST - Tom Cobley returns as Tobias Vaughn. You belong to us. You will be like us. URAL I'VE GOT TONIGHT - Lewd Noogie. A Lad escapes North Korea the flip-off! WE AIM TO MISBEHAVE - Lads meet the crew of Firefly
FEBRUARY 2006 A PERFECT MATCH - will the Lads invest in teleportation? THE WIDOW AMINA FALLS IN LUU-U-U-U-U-UVE! -
Naz is back! Hot stuff FISHING OF MEN - "Rev. Uche" swore the Oath!
JANUARY 2006 AND TOTO TOO - Naz hears the worst pickup line of all time DAG NABBIT - Lads meet Yosemite Sam, dag nab it GO BEARS - Lady Agatha & Weiner Crumbley dba GUNN - Ray & Tommy Gunn are back! GO SPEED RACER - Phil Munglers - Foreign Office production
DECEMBER 2005 MOST DANGEROUS THOROUGHFARE ON THE PLANET - a Reginald T. Buttquest adventure OPERATION AMSTERDAM: FLIGHT OF THE WILD ROSE IT'S A SMALL GLOBE AFTER ALL - Lads phone the Unkindly Contributor PULL DOWN THE RAINBOW - It's lurve. Samoosa the solar-powered sunlamp heiress. Crudeness in Afrikaans and English. STOP WORSHIPPING TWIGS - the Lads meet Manoel Arpoador DMITRI THE LAD - Mr. Ludwig gets a Slav-o-gram "FBI" vs. THE FRAUDSTARS - "FBI" Lads contact Lewd Noogie
NOVEMBER 2005 INTERNATIONAL POLITRICKS - Jack Breda gets a political lecture THINK POSITIVE - Lads offer AIDS vaccine TSUNAMI SCAM LETTER - ongoing (sigh) DEEP DUDU - penguin stampede on the Mojave HAPPY TRAILS - cowpoke Marion Morrison hears from a lady in Nigeria >
WATCHING THE DICTATiVES (LewD Noogie) - Lads pose as EFCC cops THE HARIRI PAGE - the Lads try character assassination
OCTOBER 2005 LUCK BE A LADDIE TONIGHT - Stew Hawke meets Lucky Uba THE INTERNATIONAL ENDIVE KING - simple mailing instructions BOLLETJESSLIKKERS HIER - Dubai dubai doo BOGGARTED - Lads go to Dark Arts class THE MATRIX, or RINSE, LATHER, REPEAT - Rich Lather vs. everybody
SEPTEMBER 2005 SHRINKWRAPPED - or, don't drink the Kolade (a Roger Biggs adventure) WE'RE FROM FRANCE - the Lads meet Beldar Conehead HOW THE WEST WAS WON - Foreign Office vs. confused multiple personalities AND A PARTIAL SCORE - LADS ZERO - another Lad tries to scam Pedro Martinez I'VE LOST MY MOJO - Foreign Office - Weiner Crumbley production FOR FORM'S SAKE (Agent Stroganov) - after the flip-off
AUGUST 2005 FOUL TIP - Pedro Martinez returns! FELLOWSHIP OF THE STING - the Lads meet Boromir TAKING CANDY FROM A CHILD (Juan Perez Jr) WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - the Lads meet Pedro Martinez and strike out WILLY NILLY - the Lads meet Dr. Pandit, the kindly urologist MOONLIGHT OVER MUSA (Lewd Noogie) - the flip-off! BRING OUT YOUR DEAD - one part of Virginia Beach that is forever England BIG BROS - The Unkindly Contributor is not just another pretty face
JULY 2005 A MAN OF RESPECT - Don Roger Biggs is very, very disappointed CIRCLE THE WAGGINS - a simple married couple NO ABACHA LEFT BEHIND - A Noogie-Stroganov production in technicolor WHAT'S YOUR POISSON? - Ted Kozinski wins the lottery THE ONCE AND FUTURE SCAMMER - enter Marty McFly CHU GET ALL THAT? (Johnny Knoxville) - six-month bait THE SONG OF ROLAND - Oath achieved! MRS ABACHA YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY DAUGHTER - the Unkindly Contributor DUELING CAPS LOCK - Stroganov vs Thankgod Tobi - the flip-off POLICE YOURSELF - Lonslo Tossov meets a police inspector - the kiss-off HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL - Rev. Bob is back! Finger-lickin' good
JUNE 2005 KHAN JOB - 'Don Sanjay' back with more insults HAIL TO THEE FULK U. - Weiner Crumbley doles out advice LADS IN THE HOUSE - Scamorama offered a kickback by the British Parliament! SCAMMERS 4:19 - from the pulpit to your pit HAMMER PLEASE DON'T HURT 'EM - Praise Wayne Gretzky! TALE OF THE WORN OUT BALLS (Lizzie Borden) - Eze, but not cheap
MAY 2005 CAN I GET A WITLESS - Rev. Dredlock WE ARE SO NOT THE EFCC - Lads pose as scam-busters DON'T BE DECEIVE (Unkindly Contributor) - A warning from "Mrs Abacha" WHEN I WANT YOUR EPINION I'LL ASK FOR IT HOLDING HANDS AROUND THE WORLD
- the Korean-Swaziland-Cuba-Chechen connection BE PREPARED - scambaiting Scout merit badge proposal MINE'S SMALLER THAN YOURS - proofreading is important AS SLAVIC AS WE WANNA BE - Lioudmila gets a Noogie LADS OF THE ROUND TABLE - Lads meet Lance du Lac! THIS MAKES ME VERY ANGRY - Lads meet Marvin Marshyn YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW - Captain Manwairing returns A DAY OF RECHNUNG - (DE/EN) Sven vs. The Lads BATMAN VS. THE HULK - Bruce Banner vs. The Lads I'M DADA (Agent Stroganov) FROM TRALFAMADOR TO YOUR DOOR - Lads meet Kilgore Trout SCAMMERS OF THE CARIBBEAN - Lads meet Jack Sparrow, arrgh!
APRIL 2005 AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT - would a scammer buy the Brooklyn Bridge? OIL BE SEEING YOU - Lady Agatha vs. a tovarisch from Lagos IF YOU'RE EARNEST I'LL BE FRANKS - meet Allbee Franks! LIZZIE BORDEN MEETS THE LADS FOUR ON THE FLOOR - Johnson Ndu vs. four people at once DR. STRANGELAD - or how I stopped worrying and learned to love the scam THE ODDITY - six-month scambait from Greece HOW SPUPID OF YOU TO HAVE FALLEN FOR OUR TRICKS - proud Harvard dad Lad LADS DO VATICAN CITY - scammers pose as Archbishop Marcinkus MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK AND YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE - Lads meet Lois Lane
MARCH 2005 MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU - Anakin senses a disturbance in the force BLESS THE BEES - Rev. Bob meets "Sharon Stone". Bzz bzz! YOU ARE SO NOT BARACK OBAMA - Agent Tossov meets a "U.S. Senator" COUNT ME OUT - Lads meet the Count of Monte Cristo EZEH DOES IT - Stroganov extracts another Oath WHEN THE SCAMMERS COME MARCHING IN
- "Christian youth conference" CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? (Lonslo Tossov) - Lad waits at airport! IF YOU'RE EARNEST WE'LL BE FRANK (Sir Marmite) - another Oath! OBAMA IS NOT IN THE HOUSE - a 419 letter from "Senator Barack Obama" MOSCOW NIGHTS - Lads team up with Joe Stalin BOWLED OVER - Camilla and Charles meet the Lads REPORTING FOR DUTY - Lads approach John Kerry TOUCHÉ - (DaScritch ) - can you spell Interpol? (fr/en) KENN I GET A WITNESS? - Stroganov vs. Barrister Kenn TO SIRS WITH LOVE - Sir Marmite, and Sir Charles double-team a scammer THEY'RE GRRREAT! - Lads vs. Wilma Flintstone
FEBRUARY 2005 MÜGÜ - German scam-o-logy / Scammkeit auf Deutsch STAND BY YOUR MAN - Lad has $42M for a gay rights organization SCAMMER SCIENCE THEATER 3000 - report from the Gizmonic Institute COMMON SENSE - Lads recruit for Freemasons A BODY OF WORK - Julien Makezela won't give up (US-Spanish production) RACE FOR THE CURE - Lads sell "cure" for AIDS FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE - "Mrs. Khodorkovsky" meets Tom Cobley DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND - dueling fake passports YOU'VE GOT JAIL - Ted Kozinski makes a new friend NOTHING LIKE A DAME (Lady Agatha) HOUSTON YOU HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM - Lad vs the Unkindly Contributor - again. Porn! Angry lawyers! Messages from the beyond! MAKE MONEY FAST - Lads offer Scamorama wash-wash chemicals! PEOPLE WHO NEED PEOPLE (Soylent Green) NAZ DOES NEWARK - Lad abandoned in dumpster!
JANUARY 2005 SCHADENFRAUDE: or, IT'S A ZOO OUT THERE - Lads vs. CEO of Castle Schönbrunn! A ROSE IS NOT A ROSE - Lads meet "Kofi Annan" ADRIAN MONK CLEANS UP ON A MISSION FROM GOD (Naz) - Jake and Elwood THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY (Noogie) - smile, you're on candid Camara! JUMPING THROUGH HOOPS - Sigfried the lion-tamer 3, Lads 0
DECEMBER 2004 THE PERILS OF POGE - the Lads meet Poge Mahone ALIU SAY IS A LIE - Lads meet hunter of mutant kangaroos BEAVIS VS. HADDAD - T.P. magnate helps Lads liquidate investments GLUTEUS MAXIMUS OVERDOSE - Christopher Tennant's poem! CRUDE OIL CHRONICLES - meet Captain Pugwash. Ar. THIS SCAM BLOWS GOATS - Johnny Knoxville is back, both of him PRINCESS MARGARET ISSUES A WARRANT RINSE, LATHER, REPEAT (Naz) THIS IS THE ELECTRONIC AGE (Lewd Noogie)
NOVEMBER 2004 MUG PUNTER LTD. - Lads meet the CEO THE MONEY AWAKES - Sir Charles v Dr Mabuza GO WITH GOD BUZZ BUZZ - Church of the Blessed Beehive SPRINGTIME FOR THE LADS - Max Bialystock offers Dr Mabuza a walk-on part DONT TALK TO MY MAGA NO MORE (Unkindly Contributor) - 16-month bait! THE UNABAITER R U GOIN CLUBBIN (Princess Candy!)
OCTOBER 2004 WORLD'S FRIENDLIEST LAD - Sir Mark Time and the Blue Sky Mines IPO! A LIFE IN SERVICE - Lady Agatha racks up another oath! RETURN OF THE ROMANOVS - Lads meet a would-be monarch! GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY - Stalin wakes up briefly CASTING CALL! - the Lads want to cast YOU in "Superman" IN A STEW - our fiend Raynaz vs. Long List of Lads BEWARE THE TASMANIAN TIGER - Sir Mark Time, mining magnate! (What a pic)
SEPTEMBER 2004 HOUSTON YOU HAVE A PROBLEM (The Unkindly Contributor)
- Lads deep in the heart of Texas. Catch the WAV daddio LADS ARMY - meet Captain Manwairing! THE GAME'S A FOOT (Mikhail Stroganov) - and in the red trunks, Mrs Shabangu AM ENDE DES TAGES - mit apocalypse und schadenfraude CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' - Lewis Noogie wins a Green Card from the Lads DANGEROUS LIAISONS - Wally Jersey Heifer, NZ's man of mystery SO YOU'LL BE PICKING UP THE MONEY AT WESTERN UNION? (Perico) - 7 months! GUNS AND ROSES (another Noogie-gram) FULL MOON OVER MOSCOW - from Russia with Lewd (Noogie) ABSOLUT LAD ("Johnny Knoxville") YOU'VE GOT TO SCAM A MUGU OR TWO (Bill Sykes/Caractacus Potts) OATHS R US - from Annie's Bar - straight no chaser THE MUGU'S TOO BIG - Lads go down the Telegraph Road I AM NOT A JOKER (The Dark Knight) DR. SHIPMAN WILL SEE YOU NOW
AUGUST 2004 LADS GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE - with Charles Dodgson EVERYBODY WANG QIN TONIGHT LITTLE BUDDY - Lads vs. The Skipper LADS SEND XAVIER XALISIO $100! LADS JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PINEAPPLE (Captain Pike) DO LADS WORK ON WEEKENDS? - a Wizard of Oz tries to join the business TONY MUGABE EMERGES FROM THE CRYPT LADS DO THE VATICAN RAG (Pontiff Papageno)
JULY 2004 TO THE BATCAVE! FULK YOU (Christopher Tennant) - the Lads check into Kingdom Hospital THE ROAD TO KOTOKA (L. D. Noogie) - Lads get a real writer! LADS JOIN THE G.O.P. ! LET'S FUDGE AHEAD - MEET JOSEPH STALIN ATTILA TH' HUN IS BACK - "Charles Taylor" finds Scamorama SO LONG SAKA - Mr. Saka discovers Scamorama mole in Foreign Office TREMBLE BEFORE DR. LIZARDO DUDE, WHERE'S MY LAPTOP? - "Michael Dell" up by 5000 naira GEORGIA ON MY MIND (Lewis Noogie) SILVER DORKS IN THE SUNSET (Lord Marmite) ALWAYS WOUMFO ONE MORE (Dr. Shipman) - "you think you are very clever , using many name and writing boolshit" PET SHOP BOYS MEET WESTERN UNION GIRLS (Christopher Tennant) TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PROPOSITION, MORTAL (Dr. Lizardo) YOU ARE A FOO (crude) THE STUFF SCAMS ARE MADE OF (movie clip) A SHIP IN WOLF CLOTHING (Brother Samuel Vimes)
JUNE 2004 PEYTON WESTLAKE PLACE (Darkman) LAY OFF OF MY BLUE SUEDE SHOES THE LAST DISHONEST SPORTS SHOW - Stroganov talks soccer DR ACULA RUNS THE BLOOD BANK (C.R.A.P.) KENNETH CONTRE KENNETH - dueling scammers URGULY PIC - Lads in lingerie NASTY MEAN AND MORPORKIAN (Brother Samuel Vimes) LADS COME TO DUNCE INANE
MAY 2004 LADS MEETS COMRADE LYKAON (Greece) DOWN BY LAD (Reynolds Rap Records) ILICHY MEETS A PRINCESS! A TALE OF TWO BAITS - Scammers double-teamed in Brussels! Photos! PLAY BALL (Naz)
APRIL 2004 SCAMMED IN KENYA I HEARD YA GOT RELIGION (Samuel Vimes) WATCH ME PULL A RABBI OUT OF MY HAT (Naz) KEEPING UP WITH THE COJONES (Capt. Pike) LADS IN SPACE - NIGERIAN ASTRONAUT MAROONED! C.R.A.P! - DR. BILLY RUBIN RETURNS MAN THE WALMARTS! - Nigeria west of Winnemucca? OVER 1000 MUGUS SERVED!
MARCH 2004 GRACE AND PEACE AND LOVE FROM PRINCESS CANDY 419 DALMATIONS - DOG BREEDER SCAM TALK THE TALK - the Lads don't speak Sango AN ORPHAN MEETS JACQUES N. LeBAUX (aka NAZ)
JANUARY 2004 WHALE OF A TALE FORSIKTIG! A NORWEGIAN VERSION ENGLAND SWINGS - LADS MEET BARON IAN SPANQUE LADS MEET CAPTAIN AHAB LADS JOIN THE AMISH ORDER OF THE WEASEL
DECEMBER 2003 LADS MEET DARKMAN LADS LEARN ABOUT LOCH NESS NETHERLOTTO A NASA FRONT? OR VICE VERSA? A GOOD SHEARING IN TALLYGAROOPNA LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, STUPIDITE - FIN! LADY AGATHA IS A RUSTY, PINK PIG ANTI-FRAUD FRAUD
NOVEMBER 2003 GUY FAWKES CONSPIRACY YOU WILL SCREAM LIKE A HORSE (The Unkindly Contributor) WEST DAKOTA 2, LADS 0 (Juan Perez) JAKOB GOTT-DAM (DENMARK) COLORFUL EXCHANGE (PRINCESS MARGARET INSULTED) C'EST QUOI LE TRUC - Rage against the machine translation NEWS FROM UST-KAMENOGORSK - Lads learn Kazakh poetry NEVER YOU WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS AGAIN YOU MONKEY (Latvia) SEE YOU IN KORT
OCTOBER 2003 MEET CASEY JONES THE MR T EXPERIENCE - pity the Lad who calls Buckingham Palace VENGEANCE IS MINE SAITH "WINNY MANDELLA" MY DAUGHTER IS EVER YOUNG - Princess Candy vs. N. D. Collins LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, STUPIDITE NOSTRADAMUS 4, LADS 0 AMADAN - SEAMUS O'PADDY TEACHES THE LADS GAELIC YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOW - I'VE GOT PENCILS IN MY EARS (really)
SEPTEMBER 2003 TRUFFA PER VOI LAST TANGO IN LADLAND? (Samuel & Natalia) THE JEEVES VERSION LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, SCAMOSITÉ CONFEDERACY OF LADS DRAGOONED BY CAPTAIN FLASHMAN IF i AM YOUR HUSBAND, i WILL HATE AND DISPISE YOU THUNDER OVER TORSKIKKEL (SCANDINAVIA) YOU HAVE 250 HOURS TO BECOME A DEAD MAN MUGUN.EXE - the binary SCAMMOMAMA LA SUPERBE (FRANCE)
AUGUST 2003 PACKING THEM IN - warning, crude graphics SKAMTRAK™ - THE POLICEWARE (South Africa) MUSTER THE MUGUS - Dr Eze vs the Super Mario Brothers EENY MEENY CHILLY BEANY - scam by telepathy DEEP THROAT IN A CYBERCAFE SINGAPORE UP BY 500 NAIRA MEET COSMONAUT "LAD" HUNTER (Germany) SILENCE OF THE LADS DANNY THE FOOTBALLER THREATENS TO SUE MORE INSULTS
JULY 2003 TEENAGE WASTELAND ANKH MORE PORK (ARGENTINA) IAMA DILDO (THE PIC) DOWN FOR THE COUNT
JUNE 2003 HARRY POTTER AND THE CAULDRON OF SCAMS THIS SCAMMING LIFE - Danny wants to try out for Manchester United THE BITTER MIND 2 - vs The Unkindly Contributor - again. Mwah hah hah THE BITTER MIND 1 - stalks the Unkindly Contributor DANNY THE FOOTBALLER JOHNSON DEVILISH HARLOT PERSON - A BITTER MIND MEET NATALIA STURGEON (ARGENTINA) AS THE SCHNITZEL TURNS TAKE THE SAGBAMA ROAD - get off at MI-5 LADS RECRUIT DUDLEY DORIGHT
MAY 2003 The Miskatonic University Tales: MEET THE BRILLIANT PROF. MALLORY LADS BEATEN BY A HEAD IN A JAR LADS APPLY TO MISKATONIC U. and SEND THE F***ING BANK DETAILS I PITY A FLY THAT DOES NOT LISTEN WILL DIE IN THE GRAVE WITH THE CORPSE FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU'RE NOT DUTCH YOU'RE NOT MUCH
APRIL 2003 HINDUISM 101 - attachment and greed are against the dharma SCAMMED IN ENGLAND - who is Silvia? What is she? LITTLE SHOP OF SCAMMERS THE DEAD BANK CUSTOMER REDEMPTION A CUP OF JAVA
MARCH 2003 FLEURS DU SCAM SCAMMED IN NORTH CAROLINA MEET LONSLO TOSSOV SCAMMED IN ISRAEL SCAMMED IN MALAYSIA A LOVE STORY IN FOUR ACTS - meet Dopp Bob NO XBOX FOR LADY AGATHA
FEBRUARY 2003 HERKY JERKY - breakfast of anti-scammers THE KING LEAR VERSION MALNUPULATIONS - Agent Ilichy YOU MIGHT BE A MUGU IF... - the Al Bundy questionnaire THE SNEEK - meet Mikhail Stroganov
JANUARY 2003 UNOBTAINIUM THE DUBYA VERSION U O ME - SAY THE LADS LORD OF THE RINGS VERSION THE LADS MEET SANTA CLAUS THE LAKE WOBEGON VERSION THE LADFATHER - MEET GIORGIO BETONSHU THE SCAMMISH ARMADA
- HRH Margaret vs. Jonathan Mokoena, for an XBox
DECEMBER 2002 GREETINGS FROM JA: Ilichy vs. Jame Peter Ja
- of ORPHANANS OF LONDON DR OMU INSULTS THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY YOUR ANCESTORS ARE MUGUSES - meet Dr. E. Koli LADS DO NORAD
- review specs on the AIM-120 Advanced Medium Range Air to Air Missile
NOVEMBER 2002 TALES FROM THE CRYPT - BAMBA VS. IMHOTEP CAPT. STABBIN ON THE HIGH SEAS (U.K.) THE CURSE OF BAMBA - Beware the wrath of Judge Judy MY INSULT'S BIGGER THAN YOUR INSULT - bad language THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS (USA)
- The Pierpont Project gets gold out of a Lad LET'S NOT GO GET STONED - Sharia even scares the Lads DARK SHADOWS OVER SAGBAMA EXPRESS ROAD - Barnabas Collins meets the Lads MEET OLIVER FLANAGAN
OCTOBER 2002
Louise Lutefisk encounters scammer "Butle Young" under three personae: LOUISE LUTEFISK AS ULYSSES EVERETT McGILL LOUISE LUTEFISK AS ANNA NICOLE LOUISE LUTEFISK AS ANKH SU NAMUN and JACK BREDA vs. SON OF SAVIMBI (Netherlands) DR. PAKMESAKKIE AND HIS GIRAFFE (Netherlands) SCAMMED IN LATVIA WHY DID YOU REPORT TO THE SCAM WEBSITE - Agent Ilichy LADS VS. YODA - he small but not stupid is
SEPTEMBER 2002 THE COLONEL WRITES TO THE LADS - Col. Sanders that is CATCHING KUTIS, or DOMINATRIX D DUMPED
- by Raymond Kuti for sending his letters to Scamorama OUAGADOUGOUERY - Stu Hawke pulls a triple-header THE LADS WRITE TO THE COLONEL FEAR THE LUTEFISK - the Lads catch a virus from Louise
AUGUST 2002 DON'T HAVE A SCAM, MAN (QUEBEC) - Bart Simpson +$5, Lad -$5 THE CZECH IS IN THE MAIL - meet Agent Ilichy JUAN PEREZ MUNOZ DE BARATA TUDELA LOVEDAY BIG MAC IS BACK - with Will Hoseya, counsel to Enron and Worldcom
JULY 2002 DOMINATRIX D - STILL LOOKING FOR THAT WEDDING RING DORITO BAMBINI - THE MAN, THE LEGEND THE EMIR OF BAHRAIN did not write this letter GHANA SIT RIGHT DOWN and send myself a letter
JUNE 2002 DOMINATRIX D GETS DUMPED (POLAND)
- by Tom Tutu for sending his letters to Scamorama UP THE CREEK WITH DR. SHEFFIELD INAGADA DaVIDA YOU DESERVE A BREAK TODAY (Big Mac)
MAY 2002 QUEEN TAKES PAWN - a deceased royal hears from a scammer
SPRING 2002 DEATH BY UMLAUT (Smurfs 5, Lads 0) MR. BRUNO THE ITALIAN MAN ANTI ALKUSUKAS (Finland rules) AFRIKA YATIRIMCISI (Turkey rocks) PRINCESS MARGARET'S DEATH EXAGGERATED FLYING LAD MEETS CROUCHING ANTI-SCAMMER FANNERMAN'S PLASTIC FISHING WORMS JOSEPHINE DIDDY ZEI GEZUNT FANNERMAN or LOVE BLOOMS ASTRO JETSON
WINTER 2001-2002 HEY AHMED (SIERRA LEONE) THE EYES SAY YUGOSLAVIA BUT THE HEADER SAYS NIGERIA DUMBEST CRIMINAL ON THE PLANET (PHILIPPINES) LUKE SKYWALKER FANNERMAN GETS THE FLIP-OFF
FALL 2001 ARNOLD FANNERMAN'S BRILLIANT ENTRANCE THE LADS TAKE UP GAY RIGHTS
- How ya gonna keep them down on the madrasa after they've seen Paree? NOTTAR CLOO - aristocratic counter-scammer THE MASK COMES OFF (KENYA) SCAMMED IN OZ - met the Lads, but it cost him ISA KAITA LETTERS - and so it begins
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